MR. FREEZE VS. THE TERMINATOR
Time and time again people put together epic battles that will only exsist at that moment. Superman vs. a Bear, The Hulk vs. Chuck Norris, etc. lets see how some of these would pan out in todays ”SUPER EPIC FANTASTIC SUPER BATTLE“!
Todays SUPER EPIC FANTASTIC SUPER BATTLE IS…..
MR. FREEZE
vs.
THE TERMINATOR
First lets just lay out the facts,
Mr. Freeze- is a scientist who must wear a cryogenic suit in order to survive, he has a “cold gun” that freezes its targets solid. The suit grants him superhuman strength and durability.
The Terminator- however is a fucking robot sent from space with unlimited arsenal to his disposal. Hes a slow mover however get him on a vehicle and he starts cracking skulls which brings me to
First Scenario: Battle one- How I see this playing out is of course Mr. Freeze is in his ice lair, being as the Terminator is sent from space he gets sent down usually to a truck stop, cafe, or just a place with an 18 wheeler to blow threw finds a place with some sort of outlaw group, calls out the biggest dude in the place and robot fist dances on his face before stealing his jacket + boots + w/e the dude drove. Then begins his search for Mr. Freeze. He eventually makes it to Freezes place of bidnass and begins to shoot his trusty shotty off destroying the (ice decor) that makes up 90 percent of the place. Not so fast though Freeze would just do what he does and freeze the bullets in place with the ice gun. However being a robot he made the calculations on his way there The Terminator would just relize his strategy before hand, being that his only soul purpose would be too destroy Freeze. So he does a dive bomb from Freezes roof coming in through a window (Batman style) shattering Freezes helmet on his crazy control panel making it unable for Freeze to live any longer being that he now is exposed to the harsh environment.
Second Scenario: Battle Two- It would start the same way but Freeze being a scientist would probably have some sort of secrurity being that it IS his secret Freeze base. Hed see the Terminator from miles before he got there so hed begin his (ice- like stuff) defense. The Terminator would come in shooting some crazy helicopter gun but Freeze has put up multiple thick ice walls that he had too shoot through in order to get to him. It takes him a minute but being that it IS A HELICOPTERS GUN he gets through with ease. However he is out of amunition now leaving The Terminator to once again need to rely on his super robot strength. Hes charges at him but just gets blasted with his ice gun. Terminator stands frozen when all of a sudden he is then broken into pieces by a colosoul icycle.
Seeing how each one played out im going to have to give the nod to The Terminator. Mr. Freeze is too mooshy being as his suit is the only thing keeping him alive and The Terminator is a one stop explosion factory. However being the same person this battle is technically impossible.
Some more epic battles for your enjoyment.
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dos- Lil’ Jon vs. Oceanlab- What Lonley Girls Do
tres- Discovery vs. 50Cent- I Get Money In Osaka
source: earmilk
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