TIGER WOODS VS. THE HULK
But first
VOTE 5s ON MY DESIGN IN THREADLESS
Tiger Woods
vs.
THE HULK
I thought we all needed to mind our buisness when the first Tiger story came up but fuck hes linked to like 9 ladies now, I googled him when this first took off just too see if the Crash would be the first thing I see rather than his accomplishments in Golf and no it was his website and his awards and stuff. Then 9 ladies show up I google him today his Crash comes right after his name, click images its him and another picture of his wife. The future is brief if this is the only thing on the news
Facts: The Hulk possesses the potential for near-limitless physical strength depending directly on his emotional state, particularly his anger.The Hulk is resistant to most forms of injury or damage, and his powerful legs allow him to leap into lower Earth orbit or across continents. Weakness: Radiation
Facts: Tiger Woods is the greatest golf player in the world, winner of 71 PGA events, 14 Majors record strokes and is paid like no other athlete today. Weakness: Hes human
First Scenario: Battle One- I just imagine Tiger Woods always playing golf all the time so hed probably be on the green. All of a sudden a rumble felt on the ground. Tiger looks to the east and is stunned, the earth is waving towards him! The Hulk has flipped the grass and dirt like an old rug sending Tiger flying. The Hulk jumps somersault in the air meets Tigers face with his hand and sends him deep in the dirt dead on impact.
Second Scenario: Battle Two- This fight isnt fair what-so-ever so im going to have to give Tiger the power of transforming into a tiger. Meaning he also has super strength and lightning fast reflexes. He runs through NYC smelling around nobody touches him because hes a loose tiger and far too fast for anyone to capture. He leaps into a window at Edward Norton and begins tearing flesh. Edward gets angry and flings Tiger into his wall sending him to his bed, Tiger lunges back in the Hulk smacks Tiger downward. Trying to ditto what he had done in Scenario One but Tiger rolls over in the air and goes for the juggulor but the Hulk just rips him off like nothing forcing Tiger to retreat.
No question if it came down to fighting the Hulk would dominate maybe if those 9 girls where super sexy alien cyborgs but thats it. However Tiger is and will always be the greatest golfer of all time.
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